February 2010
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How religion works:
heyyoukid:
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
Watchdisneyphilia:
Toy Story 3 Trailer #2 (Just released)
I feel like "CAUSE I'M A FREE BITCH, BABY" should...
heyyoukid:
hisgirlfriday-:
Examples:
“Why haven’t you taken out the trash?” “CAUSE I’M A FREE BITCH, BABY.”
“Why did you just hit your sister?” “CAUSE I’M A FREE BITCH, BABY.”
“WHY AREN’T YOU LISTENING TO ME?” “CAUSE I’M A FREE BITCH, BABY.”
and my personal favorite,
“You had all weekend/all break/an extra day to do your homework, so why didn’t you?” “CAUSE I’M A FREE BITCH, BABY.”
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